史蒂文赖特

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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
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Hermits have no peer pressure.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
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I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
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