史蒂文赖特

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
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Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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I invented the cordless extension cord.
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