格劳乔·马克斯

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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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