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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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