迪勒

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My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
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I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.
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My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.
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The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.
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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
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