ambrose-bierce

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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
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The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.
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Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
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Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
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Perseverance, n. A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
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