groucho-marx

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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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What's a thousand dollars? Mere chicken feed. A poultry matter.
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I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thoughts I'll dance with the cows and you come home.
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When's the game itself going to begin?
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
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There ain't no Sanity Claus.
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