groucho-marx

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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let the light in.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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