jeff-foxworthy

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
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I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
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