jeff-foxworthy

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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
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I really don't require a whole lot in life.
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I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
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