joan-rivers

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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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