joan-rivers

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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