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Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.
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I eat my peas with honey; I've done it all my life. They do taste kinda funny, but it keeps 'emon the knife.
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Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
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Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
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Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Mostly the problems when I was down were caused by myself. There were times when I was not responsible enough or decisive enough.
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