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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore And that's what parents were created for.
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Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
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Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
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I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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