steven-wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
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I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
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