woody-allen

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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The universe is simple; it's the explanation that's complex.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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