Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

是的，我知道我很丑……我对一个酒保说，‘把我变成僵尸。他说，是上帝抢先了我。

-- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德