rodney-dangerfield

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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