I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

我小时候长过很多青春痘。有一天我在图书馆睡着了。当我醒来时，一个盲人正在看我的脸。

-- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德