I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

我曾经爱上一个漂亮的金发女郎。她开车带我去喝酒。这是我欠她的唯一一件事。

-- W. C. Fields 费尔兹