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It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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Anybody who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
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Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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Egbert, is it true that married people live longer? No, it just seems longer.
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
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I like children - fried.
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