It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

维持婚姻很难。我妻子吻了狗的嘴唇，但她不喝我的杯子里的水。

-- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德