伍迪·艾伦

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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