伍迪·艾伦

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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