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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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