emo-philips

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My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
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I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?
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People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
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I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
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I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
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