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House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
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Children make your life important.
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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