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Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
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There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
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Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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