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On the first day of school, my children said to me, "Aren't you glad that our education's free?"
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
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I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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