steven-wright

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
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I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
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So, do you live around here often?
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