steven-wright

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If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
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