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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
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