罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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