rodney-dangerfield

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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