rodney-dangerfield

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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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