steven-wright

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If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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You can't have everything. Where would you put in?
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
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