steven-wright

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When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
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If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
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